The Great Wall Badaling: Beijing, China: 4/13/2008

Great Wall of China at Badaling & Ming Tombs

are just some of the many standard TOURIST  trap day trip tours many can enjoy right off the boat! I’m not for sure who planned this adventure, for this time I was traveling in a group of TEFL International students and I have to say that the bus ride too and from these areas were the highlight of the trip!

Especially because Baijiu was in my hand! That little green bottle of cheap joy!

One can find all that interesting information here on TRIP ADVISOR, as well as anyone can find a little green bottle of joy at just about any stop along the way.

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Yes!  This is The Great Wall of China, designed to keep invaders out and keep the folks in. The chinse knew how to manage their people well. Obviously! When presented the opportunity in 2008, I of all the people so happily being the fool and spend my time climbing up, down, and all around on the damn thing.

But Hey!

At least I wasn’t some cool Hong Kong, Canadian, California confused with who I am human lost in translation from the USA to China whos’ also dying for a job transplant but can only manage to scrap their “name” or “brand image” in the wall with other like-minded fuck-tards. Writing name on historical monuments seem to be a fad with the young folks of today and yesteryear. Especially for the folks who were educated in the west and for that day I was forced to hanging out with during the entire tour. They excitedly managed to do just that… right along the thousand upon thousand of scribble shit that laid there before us all.

Entitled humans syndrome!

  Cough Cough… 

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Tiffany Mok @’*&%$! Just because you’re from some semi-rich Hong Kong family who’s spending time playing wannabe American growing up outside of the control of manner and rules doesn’t give you the right to pollute! But, I guess they don’t teach that shit in school in those God-forsaken places. Plus, at that time in her young life… Tiff was one hot ass teenager I enjoyed tearing up,  but getting in one’s pants doesn’t… shouldn’t have excused me from asking her politely to stop. But, none the less, the outcome was a grand… cause

  “I got blackmail photos!”

When the Chinese government comes calling, I’m selling you out.! 

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With that all said, I do have to confess that I Brick O’Neal® has only defaced private property once in my life, and I was so proud to do so.  The cheaply done concrete bar table at Jing A Brewery in 1949. Hipster shithole of a place when it comes to quality of the beer. So, I have Brick O’Neal can state that I never EVER have written a damn thing on any of the world heritage sites that I’ve traveled too, nor wall of some building or shit on someone sidewalk leading to their home front door.

YOU CAN’T JUST DO IT!

(warning to everyone)

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Or can you.!?


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