The Bj Reviewer: Bitchin’ Bikes in Sanlitun from THE drive-thru/Trouble Bar:

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Bitchin’ Bikes in Sanlitun from THE drive-thru/Trouble Bar

Now, this is the type of reviewer/blogger a true business entrepreneur needs.  Someone that steps in and supports which benefits both parties!

“LIKE I DID BACK IN THE DAY WITH MY BAND FRIENDS BY PAYING AT THE DOOR! VHS or BETA still kick-ass!

Not the scum the likes of The Beijinger will hire! Which now seems to be a bunch of Chinese whores all looking for that sucker foreigner for whose countries benefits they can escape too. Don’t believe me? Then find out yourself by checking The Beijinger on Instagram! Since they are suckers of satans cock, they’ll run that check-in through there statistics and sum it up as a positive view on the site.  The games they play themselves to say, “Yeah! Someone reads our shit!” while the moment and company slowly die. New office sucks ass! Maybe those kinds of people call it an “algorithm” or something. A good way to let everyone on the team feel good about their stagnation! But who isn’t a pig and indulges in food and porn. I have to admit, I do love hearing that pointless word. It’s like.. the new replacement for faith in the brain-dead nerd liberal society because they and it lack any real hard evidence!

“Say it with me!”

“A-L-G-O-R-I-T-H-M-!”

Obviously, you can feel the pure hate I have for the millennial-minded 50-year-old man who runs the toilet paper magazine.

Now let’s not get carried away, not all my reviews of reviewers end up with their head on a pole and certainly not this man! This man is clean and straight like a premium razor and has built a fine reputation that exceeds many of us. I’m not excluded from that list.

Thank you for your years of support of my many projects and business while in Beijing. I hope one day I can return the favor, but until then let me show my support. Allow me to buy that “bitchin’ bike” I assembled from you! Would love to have that back in my hand.

 Mr. Chad Buckwalter!

Read up on Chad’s latest journey shared with his wife: THE PURSUIT OF SOMETHING OUR JOURNEY ACROSS AMERICA

With that all being said, now don’t get me wrong. There are exceptions.

Anyhow!

Here’s what they had to say. (unedited)


Bitchin’ Bikes in Sanlitun from THE drive-thru/Trouble Bar

*THE drive-thru is now Trouble Bar located at China View, 2 Gongti Donglu, Chaoyang district
朝阳区工体东路中国红街2号楼
85900390. They still build bikes, stock helmets, bags, and other bike gear, and sell beer. 

Beer, bikes and herbs (the kind you cook with). This combination makes for quite a unique store. That’s what Brick and Cici were thinking when they opened THE drive-thru in Sanlitun SOHO. Now, I have been known to frequent THE drive-thru as a beer patron however for the past couple of weeks Brick has been working on a special bicycle project for me.

Over the past year, the bike paths in Beijing have seemed to transform from a slow path of old, rusty bicycles with broken brakes to a motorway of bright colored bikes with no brakes. While the fixed gear trend probably isn’t for me, I did decide to ditch my store-bought bike for something a little more bitchin’.

Enter Brick at THE drive-thru. I paid Brick a visit and we discussed components, sizes, styles, colors and cost. We set a budget and then his creativity and ability to track down parts went to work. The result: a sick bike constructed mostly of carbon fiber and a thrilled customer (see photos). I should also note that Brick will work with most any budget and idea that the customer has. THE drive-thru also stocks bike gear like Bern helmets, Crumpler messenger bags and soon they will have Scullcandy headphones and Abus bike locks.

For contact information, check out THE drive-thru in our directory or their homepage.

 

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Thank you, Chad Buck Sir!

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