Credentials of Ministry

THIS IS TO CERTIFY

Ryan Johnston

That The Bearer Hereof Has Been Ordained

On this day, the 4th of December, in the year 2017

and is officially recognized as a member of the Universal Life Church

and has all rights and privileges to perform all duties of the ministry.

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Filed for Record in Hampton County Sc

Mylinda Nettles, County Clerk

12-11-2017 at 11:44am

AFFIDAVIT 1O.OO

Book 28 Page 252-252

 

And on those day Brick O’Neal® is reborn!

Again, for the fourth time! Long stories…


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He is

(Ghost BC)

We’re standing here by the abyss and the world is in flames
Two star-crossed lovers reaching out to the beast with many names
He is
He’s the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
And he is
Insurrection, he is spite, he’s the force that made me be
He is
Nostro dis pater, nostr‘ alma mater
He is
We’re hiding here inside a dream and all our doubts are now destroyed
The guidance of the morning stars will lead the way into the void
He is
He’s the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
And he is
Insurrection, he is spite, he’s the force that made me be
He is
Nostro dis pater, nostr‘ alma mater
He is
He is
He’s the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
And he is
Insurrection, he is spite, he’s the force that made me be
He is
He’s the shining and the light without whom I cannot see
And he is
The disobedience that holds us together
He is
Nostro dis pater, nostr’ alma mater
And we are falling over the precipice

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